Misteri 666 dalam Pernikahan

Misteri 666 dlm perkawinan

Sebelum Bobo:

6 minggu: selamat bobo sayang, mimpi indah ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tolong matiin lampunya, silau nih.
6 tahun : Kesana-an doong… kamu tidur dempet2an kayak mikrolet gini sih?!

Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: ngga apa-apa, kamu duluan deh, aku ngga buru2 koq.
6 bulan: masih lama ngga nih?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digedor), kalo mau tapa di gunung kawi sono!

Ngajarin Nyetir:
6 minggu: hati-hati say, injek kopling dulu baru masukin perseneling ya
6 bulan: pelan-pelan dong lepas koplingnya.
6 tahun: pantesan sering ke bengkel, masukin persenelingnya aja kayak gini!

Balesin SMS:

6 minggu: iya sayang, bentar lagi nyampe rumah koq, aku beli martabak kesukaanmu dulu ya

6 bulan: mct bgt di jln nih

6 tahun: ok.

Yet another funny kids

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you can ask him”.

Kids with religion

3-year-old, Reese: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.”
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A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, ! if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”
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